You MUST be smokin

You want to know what people talk about in school? Well here it is. For a whole day, starting in 3rd period (for me it's Mr. H) I started a log. This log documents bits and pieces of different conversations that I heard throughout the day. I read it over when I got done with it and I laughed my all off.

Observe…

In the mountain

RSVP

Right, right

Any minute now

Yeah, you better be off task

Guy

Screw you

Too much volume

Sshhh

What is our conversation

I wanna see them do their dance

Cough cough

I want to give them a point

Cake

Citrus

Is this a good poem

That’s what she said

Nobody said it

Just turn around and mind your own business

Do your poem

Mine is old

Touch screen

Play cards

Are we supposed to make this

It was blown to pieces

When you format it

Jelly bean poo poo heads

Cough cough

Cough cough

Cough

Sweet pitos

Shift

Got it

Volume once again

Twirlierer

I had a situation

That’s what he said

That’s what she screwed

Sabotage

What is that

Alex

What did you do Maddie

My rake

Tell me what you did Maddie

Minus 1 for team 1

Minus one again

One

Cough

Focusing

Focusing here

Not showing task manager

Add restart

Halloween

No MSG

Why are you fuzzy

Get the curse off my computer

They’re doing most of the middle scools

You broke it

Fix

Fix

Fix

We’re in last place

That’s hot

I’m all crashed out

Cough Cough

Cough Cough

Cough

Loud cough

You made it fail

Scraggly cough

Your hard drive is broken

No your not

What are you doing

Tedious

Go

Go

Students sabotaging

Falcony fingers

Look at that

Look at that right there

Ha

Hahahaha

Ahahaha

Hahaahahha

I don’t even know what’s concrete

These stupid servers

Froze me

Devil fingers

Cough cough

A door may worry me

I’m scared of the ocean too

Comes out at the bottom of the bed

My laptop is stolen

No technology

Point

Point

Point

Never have cheese go down your throat

360 over

What are you talking about

I’m working on my dragonov

Kills in one hit

Only if you hit him in the arm

You weren’t even on

Sniped him in night time

If I was hungry

Oooh

If I don’t get a piece

Stop playin though

Lube on it

Throw it somewhere

I don’t want to be seen touching it

Crack head

Oh wow

Who’s is this

I was about to say

Ahhh, you greasy

It was obvious

He felt your

Huh

Sign

That I rammed the locker room

Ey! This guy got zip tied

Is that my food

My names on it

Stop playin

Food fight

Eyy

On the on flo

Ripped it

Ohhh

I’m dead serious guy

Did you get yours done

I was trying to stick

Do it on Arman’s

Please

Speaking of terrorist

You got jacked

You dummy

Table 11 is broken

Cough Cough Cough

Cough Cough

Cough

Railing cough

Sit in your assigned seat

Cough Cough Cough

Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough

Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough

Cough

Cough

Cough

I have another one

Dude

Cough Cough Cough

Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough

Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough

Cough

Let’s get started

I wanna cry

I thought 10 was biosynthesis

Polish rats

The fat is not being destroyed

Go ahead and stand right there

Listen up

Give that to Lorenzo

Reduce the amount of C24

Code blue

Are you serious

So that he can’t function

Cough Cough

Cough

Cough

Cough

It’s a good movie I swear

OMG

How long will that take

Triglyceride

Don’t fret

He has another agenda

He’s too fragile

And Italian

Deal with it

Wasn't that nuts? This is what we discuss in school. Now you see why the district is cutting fun activities to save money.